So yesterday was April 1st. Did you know?
Me: Hey, you have a message. Mr. Behr called and he was really insisted on talking to you.
Michael: Mr. Behr? How do you spell that?
Me: Behr...like the faucet company.
Michael: How do you pronounce that?
Me: Bear...(I was going to say he was so pushy I felt like he was growling at me but I didn't want him to catch me!)
Michael: Uh, ok...(starts dialing and then a very strange expression on his face) Brookfield Zoo?
He, he! I crack myself up!!