1. Britney Spears...do I really need to explain?
2. President Bush...the stress would probably kill me
3. Hillary Clinton...my cheeks would hurt too much from that fake smile
4. Paris Hilton...prison stripes don't work for me
5. Angelina Jolie...I couldn't sleep at night if I stole somebody's husband
6. John Edwards...the people in his own state wouldn't vote for him
7. Rudy Guliani...seriously, not one win, just embaressing
8. Montel Williams...he's out of a job today
9. Dell, IBM, Intell...seriously must be hard to compete with Apple
10. Tom Cruise...seriously, the guy is just weird
11. Katie Holmes...because she is bound to him forever now.
12. The Bears...ugh, to be Rex Grossman can't be fun this year
13. Ted McGinley...every time this guy is on a TV show it gets cancelled. That can't be good on a resume!
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